enough of the shenanigans!
the girl next door

Amanda Scaleewander! ;DD i'm so fly. that's basically all you need to know.

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❤SH(OUT).
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just for lame-sake.
26 December 2008
  1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
  2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

 

3.      Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

4.      What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

5.      Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

6.      Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

 

7.      How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

  1. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

 

 

  1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

10. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?







OH and just to irritate you guys =p

.today's the 2nd day of Christmas! Loving people, give each other. . .

Two turtle doves, 

And a partridge in a pear tree. 



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